Sheep lead very simple lives, for the most part. They baa, and they graze, and they look at you like this O.O ...Hampered by large amounts of wool, they are not very good runners. When confronted with an enemy, a shee…

After hearing that both dad and I have facebooks, he brings out the seven or eight most cherished stuffed animals and arranges them around his person for his "facebook picture." He doesn't listen to me say he's too youn…